Sunday, July 13, 2014

GOSSIP & GOOD FOOD

      Doug and Gatekeeper were deep into sharing the week's events, when I slipped through the back door. That tête-à-tête lasted long enough for me to put my bags away, put on my apron and wash my hands. There was nothing obvious to do except jump in and help fill the sack lunches. When the guys were through catching up, Gatekeeper left, and Doug said to me, "You see what you're doing right there?" (making sack lunches). Well, yesterday, the Saturday Lady was doing the same thing when Dean (the custodian) came in and just took four of her sacks to take home with him! So she asked him if he was a volunteer and why did he think that was okay, and he told her she obviously didn't know who he was…"
       This is the same shtick that Lillian pulls when she needs food at home—it's there, they have plenty, she feels entitled to it. So the Saturday Lady is fairly new on the scene, but these things will not go down quietly. Not on her watch. I'm staying tuned!
       I did call Mr. Huggy last week and tell him that I would go pick up goodies at the food bank, if he could not. No, he said—after listing the many pieces of paperwork on his desk—he would go, and he did. The goodies were all Twinkies & cupcakes, but better than none! Surely we'll get another load of gum and candies eventually.
       When I asked Doug what was for lunch, he said, "I'll deep fry something." There wasn't a plan anywhere. He did have dinner in the making, but lunch was just hanging out to dry. I offered to make "the soup," but he said there wasn't time. I said there was! We still had 80 minutes. So he opened the cans that I chose from the mystery box, and I dumped them into a big pot. I added a lot of water, a cup of rice and half a bag of macaroni. It was good! It was not like any other we've had, so that made it just "the usual." Doug, himself, ate two bowls.
       On the side, we had deep-fried corn dogs, French fries, and okra. There was applesauce too. The people ate—and ate.
       The little girl and her father still live there, but I haven't seen the child in weeks. The teenagers are still there, and the older one reported that she was accepted to volunteer at the police department! I wanted more details, but we never got around to it. Maybe next week.
       Some benevolent soul has "donated" a TON of soft drinks to the shelter. They are a brand previously unknown to us. The cans read enticingly—no sugar, no fake sugar, no caffeine—and the label is intended to lure our thirst (for orange or pineapple, for example), with no downside. Bottom line: this is fruit-flavored seltzer water, and the flavoring has been used very sparingly. No one will drink them. I tried a tiny can of "orange drink," and Doug offered me a sip of one in "pineapple." No sale. So no wonder they've been "donated." Sadly, these things cannot even be used at a pig farm, but I suppose the cans could be recycled… if the shelter practiced recycling…
       Miss Lillian was back at her post last week, "miraculously healed," according to Doug. Sadly, the health department showed up on Lillian's third day… and of course Doug had to take the fall for the missing 3 points. There's no news on the new head cheese—and I've stopped expecting any. He's warming that chair until gold-watch day, so no need to make waves.
      Poor Saturday Lady is so hell-bent on making waves that she asked Doug, "Has a volunteer ever been fired?" Between the two of us, we'll surely find out, in time.

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