Sunday, May 6, 2012

STRAIGHT UP OR OVER EASY?


       Joey and I decided on Thursday to serve chicken and dumplings today. We put green beans and fruit on the menu too. Joey would thaw the pre-cooked chicken, order a half dozen boxes of broth, and large amounts of green beans and fruit. He said he already had self-rising flour. I felt good about this menu because I had just practiced the chicken recipe at home.
       Wendy is the new gate keeper—a young, pretty woman. I don't know the duties of the job, but she seemed awfully relaxed to be new at it! The first thing she told me was that she was new and Joey wasn't there yet…
       No, I still don't know how to turn on all the lights in the kitchen, but I got a few on. I found the broth Joey had ordered and began cooking sliced carrots, parsley, and onion I'd taken. Later, I added another onion and lots of chopped celery.
       The bad news was that Joey had not thawed the chicken, nor was it pre-cooked. He ran a 5-pound block of raw chicken pieces under hot water until it broke apart and went into a pot to boil. We had 90 minutes to pull off lunch. Joey opened 18 small cans of green beans and put those on to boil. He left me to my own resources while he mopped the dining room.
       I made a biscuit dough from 5 cups of flour, margarine, and milk. Over a period of at least an hour, I rolled it out and cut it into little squares, setting them aside.
       When the chicken was tender, we poured off all the water, and Joey helped me chop it into small pieces. My arm hurt, my hand hurt, and I am not cut out for that kind of labor.
       When the chicken was thoroughly chopped, we put it back in the huge pot and I added several cartons of broth. Then I added the carrots, onions, parsley, celery, and some peas. When it was boiling, I lay little dumplings all over the top. When those seemed done, I stirred them into the brew and covered the top with more. In a separate pot of boiling broth, I cooked up the rest of the dumplings, adding them to the big pot as they became ready. This dish was served in little styrofoam bowls with a sprig of fresh parsley atop each one. Joey was so surprised when I demonstrated the placing of the parsley sprigs (I stole the idea from an on-line recipe picture).
       By 10:30, Joey and I were both running on fumes. My little breakfast yogurt was long gone, and he'd eaten nothing! So I got myself some sliced cheese and chips. Then Joey asked if I'd fry him 2 eggs. Maybe I should worry. I still know how to fry eggs, but with all those big pots in process on the stove, I could not remember how to ask Joey how he wanted his eggs. All I could think of was "straight up," and "poured." He wanted them over easy.
       A stranger wandered in before lunch, telling Joey his blood sugar was high, and asking for a soda. Then he hung around making senseless remarks that told me he wasn't wrapped tight at all. Pretty soon we got a call from Wendy asking us to send the man out, as he was not a resident there. You just never know who might wander in (in spite of the gate keeper), or how many personalities they'll bring with them. So far, they've all been harmless.
       We were 5 minutes late opening the door, but what had at times seemed like not enough food became a nearly full pot. The word "homemade" flowed freely through the lunchroom. Nothing succeeds like success—and requests for seconds.
       The pre-release group eats first, and one of them is a 300 pounder who is a very picky eater (surely I'm missing something here). She pointed to a plate on the counter and turned up her nose. "I only want the soup and the fruit; I don't want the beans." There was a line of people to serve, and I had to scrape up the nerve, but I suggested she go ahead and take the plate, and just not eat the beans. She complied—no smile, kiss my foot—nothing. But she wanted seconds! Payback. Had to smile and say thank you.
       That Paul Bunyan fellow has decided that he likes me. Remember what a grouch he was? Now he knows where to find seconds, and he's sucking up. And that's a good thing. I like him too.
       Most of today's faces seemed new. McCaulay wasn't there. The little blonde boy had gone on a picnic, and the four new pre-schoolers were not there, but my favorite adolescents were. They got the usual candies and arts 'n crafts goodies. I wish you could have heard the boy say, "Here I am!" when I stepped up to his table and didn't see him. This is the same child who wouldn't look me in the eye and who spoke in whispers just a few weeks ago. He's OUT!
       We served about 40 plates, all told. I'm still aching all over from the endeavor, but I'd do it again. Joey wants some "summer food" next week, so we plan to have hamburgers, cole slaw, baked beans, and chips. Maybe I'll take some butterscotch pudding and coolwhip—or something…

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